Bernard Bailey's Universe

When they discover the center of the universe, a lot of people will be disappointed to discover they are not it.
- Bernard Bailey

i always like to include a picture or something about the person i'm quoting, but i'm not positive which bernard bailey this is...sorry folks. if anyone can tell me i would appreciate it! (i'm pretty sure he's a physhics professor but i don't want to guess about it...)

john glenn

There is still no cure for the common birthday.
John Glenn


image found at:
http://www.sfsite.com/~silverag/glenn.html

william feather

Setting a good example for children takes all the fun out of middle age.
- William Feather

sorry no pic- i'm not positive who william feather is, other than he lived from 1908 - 1976 according to quotationspage.com which is my source for the quote.

if you happen to know anything about the man, please don't hesitate to post! thanks

isaac asimov

Violence is the last refuge of the incompetent.
Isaac Asimov


image & quote found at quotes4all.net

military science

"Before a war military science seems a real science, like astronomy; but after a war it seems more like astrology."
- Rebecca West

image found at: http://www.rebeccawestsociety.org/

rita rudner

image found at: http://www.ritafunny.com/about_rita.php

Funny Quote of the Day - Rita Rudner - "My mother buried three husbands - and two of them were only napping."

carlin

I think it's the duty of the comedian to find out where the line is drawn and cross it deliberately.
- George Carlin


image found at:

www.jacneed.com/Available.htm

secret of a good sermon

The secret of a good sermon is to have a good beginning and a good ending, then having the two as close together as possible.
- George Burns

image found at: www.scripting.com/twentyFour/georgeBurns.html

douglas adams, in the beginning...

In the beginning the Universe was created. This has made a lot of people very angry and been widely regarded as a bad move.

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